We Won't Have What She's Having

We forget sometimes that, as fledgling as some leagues in the United States are, there are even more desperate-for-publicity soccer leagues over in England. The league being "promoted" here in this slightly NSFW video is The NPL, which, according to Soccernista, is "six steps below the Premiership." And, if this video is any indication, those six steps are going to be a tough road to ho, so to speak.

The NPL [Soccernista]