Welcome, Chorizo!
This image was lost some time after publication. Yesterday, the chorizo was officially announced as the fifth racing sausage in the Milwaukee Brewers sausage race. They had a special press conference just to introduce him, with his first race this Saturday. He has a little goatee. He is a dancing chorizo.
One thing is for certain: There is no stopping him; the chorizo will soon be here. And we, for one, welcome our new chorizo overlords. We'd like to remind them that, as a trusted sports blogger, we can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sausage caves.
A Chorizo Built For Scrambling, Not Crumbling [Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel]
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