Tonight’s Republican presidential debate takes place at the Ronald Reagan Library, where the top 11 candidates will discuss foreign policy, domestic issues, and probably Ahmed Mohamed, the Muslim teenager who was arrested for bringing his homemade clock to school earlier this week. Loony-toon Donald Trump is the GOP frontrunner, and the man that the other ten candidates are after. We will be here, too, watching, drinking, crying, and questioning our decision to willingly sit through the whole damn thing. Come join us.


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