Well, You Don't Say

• Like many of you, we found the Bill Simmons lead in his new column somewhat curious. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber] • Tim Tebow, lovin' the dudes. [ Every Day Should Be Saturday] • WoJo loves the pretty animals. [ Tar Heel Mania] • Taco Bell would like you to get married at a baseball game. [ Awful Announcing] • How did various athletes do with their post-athletic careers? [ Up For Anything] • That guy who fell during the Chicago Marathon? He's suing the city. [ Foul Balls] • Josh Hancock was legally drunk at the time of his crash, and there was weed in the car. [ St. Louis Post-Dispatch]