What Good Is Having A Younger Brother If You Can't Do This?

We weren't there, but we imagine that this was pretty much every day in the Manning family backyard, circa 1985. The small, helmeted figure, crawling in a stupor after smashing into a large object ... that would be Eli, and it really would explain a lot to current New York Giants fans.

Note to small children: When your older brother tells you to wear the crash helmet, and then says "Run!" that's a red flag right there. Time to notify mom.

Loop Attack [YouTube]