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What In The Fuck Is Going On Here?

So much to ponder, here. Why is the Blue Devil gagged and appearing to be kneeling at the Orange? Why does the Orange look like a cross between a teamster and a dickhead umpire? Why would the Orange be stuffing an orange, i.e. himself, inside the Blue Devil's mouth? Why are the Blue Devil's eyes closed. For Chrissakes, why are his eyes closed?

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