Realize, kids, that it's entirely possible that we might have an Ohio State vs. Michigan, No. 1 vs. No. 2, battle on our hands this year. That might 40 percent of the Middle West spontaneously combust. We're very excited.
And, as you might expect, anti-Michigan punk band The Dead Schembelchers are rather inspired themselves, even releasing their first video, "Bomb Ann Arbor Now!" Which is a subtle allegory about ... well, making the city of Ann Arbor explode.
Not as great as the inevitable video for "Ann Arbor Girls Are Dirty Whores," but it's a start.