If they do roll the dice on Anthony, besides bringing on a generally grumpy team-killer, the defensive liability that signing would create would eventually become untenable. Ariza and Mbah a Moute were helpful three-and-D guys, able to switch and guard a number of positions with their length and defensive intuition. Melo, uh, doesn’t do any of that. The last time anyone said that Melo had any defensive intuition, he was angrily batting away vulgar-ass comments Kevin Garnett made about his wife.

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This is all really bad for the Rockets. Are they just semi-punting this season, half-expecting the Warriors to win it all again? It seems like it, if they’re content to lose two key role players with no concrete, well-adjusted replacement in sight. But maybe this season is fucked in Golden State’s favor anyway, and the Rockets are just ahead of the curve. Nothing matters anymore, especially in basketball. The Warriors are -175 to win it all next season. Not bad.