Why, No, That's Not A Crowbar In My Jersey

Now, we're not saying that high school football players are inherently cretins or Neanderthals or anything, but when your team photo has pictures of meaty dudes carrying battleaxes and crowbars, well, there's maybe a reason the guys from the A/V Club haven't been seen in a few weeks.

Photo Of Ax-Wielding Linemen Sacked [Chicago Sun-Times]