Worry About Your Endorsement Deals First, Son

• Sorry, rook, no minicamp for you. [ Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel] • Hey, the Texans aren't so bad! [ Go Texans] • Judging Roger Clemens. [ Extrapolater] • Reasons to be excited about a Spurs-Pistons final. [ Five Tool Tool] • This Craig's List ad probably didn't work out too well. [ Craig's List Chicago] • Endy Chavez's catch, in a video game. [ YouTube]