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Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise

Astros mascot Orbit, who is also apparently a Jedi, was challenged to a lightsaber duel by Indians shortstop Francisco Lindor on Friday. Gotta say, I am starting to believe more and more in Luke Skywalker’s bitter “actually the Jedi are busters” preachings:

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Why even bother releasing Episode IX. These idiots are truly hopeless.

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Staff Writer, Deadspin

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