Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Worthless Jedi Absolutely Humiliated By Cunning Novice

Astros mascot Orbit, who is also apparently a Jedi, was challenged to a lightsaber duel by Indians shortstop Francisco Lindor on Friday. Gotta say, I am starting to believe more and more in Luke Skywalker’s bitter “actually the Jedi are busters” preachings:


Why even bother releasing Episode IX. These idiots are truly hopeless.

Share This Story

About the author