Just less than three hours until the Cowboys and Giants kick off the NFL season, which means the NFL Network's only got three more hours to give us Mike Mayock and LaDainian Tomlinson yammering away, live from a North Jersey parking lot. But take note of that dude in the background, the one who happens to be standing between Mayock and Tomlinson, the one who's wearing sunglasses and clutching a beer. It's officially football season now, and he's there to tell us all we need to know.

h/t to Jeremy L. and RaptureVeteran