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Yet Another Reason To Hate The Midwest: This Guy's Cubs Favre Jersey

Tipster Mike eyed this tortured soul at the Wrigley Field urinal troughs during the Cubs-Pirates game today.

Your first reaction is to sympathize with him, since he has to root for that slinger of MMSs/guns AND the tortured Chicago Cubs. But then you realize that he should really just cheer for the Bears to go with his baseball team, instead of the Packers or Vikings or Jets or Falcons.


And then he'll say something like "Well, I'm no football expert like you, but I just admire what Brett Favre does out there, and what he's been through. You can see how hard he plays." Along the way, though, you'll realize that he's from Milwaukee and backs the Cubs instead of the Brewers because he doesn't care for Ryan Braun's god.

Then he'll invite you out for beers and cheese curds. Before too long, you're under the spell and signing a petition supporting Scott Walker.

Buy that ironic Neifi Perez jersey, and stay safe.


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