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Your "Princeton Cannon" College Basketball Open Thread

Canisius visits Syracuse (13) and Toledo faces Temple (22) at 3 p.m. IUPUI goes to Gonzaga (13), Howard to Purdue (8) and Prairie View A&M to Wisconsin (24), too.

But at 5 p.m., a nation's future rests in the hands of Princeton as they take on No. 1 ranked Duke. You know how all you haters feel when I talk Notre Dame, Cubs and all things Philadelphia? Combined, that doesn't approach how I feel about all things Duke. In fact, Duke = James Harrison's family tree x Neisseria gonorrhoeae/number of full-time closeted scrotes at Sig Nu + a Celine Dion soundtrack.


I could rant for hours about this, but I already lost touch with sanity while devising that formula.

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