God, all your rowdy friends are coming over tonight, aren't they? And instead of bringing chips and guacamole, they brought bedbugs and checks you're not supposed to deposit until the end of the month. Gross. But, hey, there's football on the television, at nighttime, and, even better, on a day that's not Sunday. So: Exciting!

Redskins! Cowboys! Grossman! Romo! Tirico! Catch it all, 8:30 p.m., ESPN, and talk about it down here.