Your "They Very Well Can't Hold The Crown Royal 400 On The Lord's Day" Open Thread

NASCAR's on tonight. Playoff basketball isn't. The race starting in Richmond, Va. at 7 p.m. isn't the Bubba Burger 250. Hometown hero Denny Hamlin won that last night. Tonight's event is called the "Crown Royal 400."

If you turn it into a drinking game involving the number 400 and "shots of Crown Royal," you're Saturday night's hometown hero.