"You're Either Gonna Be A Winner, Or You're Gonna Be A Loser. And Right Now, I'm A Winner."

When the good people at Fox's Dallas Fort Worth affiliate set out to do a scene piece at the Texas Sprint Cup Race (winner: Matt Kenseth), they met Tracy "You Can Take The Boy Out of the Trailer But You Can't Take The Trailer Out of the Boy, and This is a Big Trailer Park Right Here" Holder, Brandon "Lays Under Cars With Cigarettes" Love and Sarah "Nascar's Better Than Prom" Neilson.

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Kenseth wins Texas Sprint Cup Race [MyFOXDFW] (H/T Harvey O'Lee)

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