Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Kicking Spree Ends With Marco Materazzi Being Hospitalized
We warned you this would happen. Since giving Rodney Strasser a shoeing in training, old Zlatan has grown a worrying taste for showcasing his mad Taekwondo skillz at the most inappropriate moments.
Things came to a head in the Milan derby last night after Ibrahimovic showed off his new flying kick/forearm smash combo, using Marco Materazzi as an unfortunate test dummy.
KO'ed Matrix had to be carted off to the nearest hospital.
This post, written by Richard Gilzene, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.
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