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We think it's very possible that Tiki Barber might go down in the history books not as a former running back for the New York Giants, but, in fact, as a world-class maker of omelets. And we have a suspicion that he would have no problem with that.
For the sake of discussion, we think we should mostly consider his work on "Sunday Night Is Football Night," or whatever the hell they're calling NBC's show now. We say this because we will not be putting Matt Lauer up for a vote.
We have put a special voting bot in place for this one to give an extra 15 votes to Tom Coughlin.
So: Do you like the Tiki Barber? Do you not like the Tiki Barber? Hit us.
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2 votes, 100% Disapprove.
Close poll.
My world class make of omelet is Western.
Quitter, Jinx, Cavalier - DISAPPROVE
Get fucked, Tiki.
Fuck you Tiki
If this was regarding my fantasy football team he was a part of, I would approve. As an announcer, thoroughly disapprove.
fuck him.
I don't approve of snitchin'.
There's a rhyme for that somewhere...
highly disapprove of ronde's sister, she thinks she's so hot and her cooking sucks
I wanted to vote disapprove but something went wrong. I think I'll blame the I.T. guy.
/Barbered
toothy douchebag. won Super Bowl without him. disapprove.
If Tiki gets fired, will "Sunday night is Football Night" win an Emmy?
Without him and Shockey, it's slightly harder to hate the Giants.
Disapprove.
A true douche among douches. Someone give him a Super Bowl ring or cock to choke on. Disapprove.
Former Giant. Can't approve.
1:22 until Martin Lawrence finishes eating
This guy may give Lupica a run for his money at the bottom of the list. And given their mutual penchant for Coughlin bashing they deserve each other
The only thing I liked about this year's Super Bowl was that Tiki was shown his place, if only a little bit.
Plus, he is uglier than Ronde. Disapprove.
Did you know there's a third Barber brother?
I approve because Tom Coughlin is still more of a mouthy bitch.
Giant douchebag=Giant disapprove
Have to disapprove of his lackluster broadcasting "career".
However, I thoroughly approve of omeletes.
Eli's more the leader than you ever were. And he'd rather be playing squash. Disapprove.
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eight people have approved, 134 disapproved. I have a feeling those 134 people might win a Super Bowl next year.
2007: Tiki Barber retires, criticizes his former teammates and coach.
2008: Former teammates and coach in a Super Bowl.
Coincidence? You decide.
@BigJimSlade: I prefer the crab and asparagas omlette.
Disapprove because he cleaned out the Northeast's supply of Crest WhiteStrips.
What a fucking prick - Disapprove
I hate you Tiki.
@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: ...win a Super Bowl, of course.
Look out Lupica and Packer, there's a new bottomfeeder in town.
Played for the Giants. Automatic "Disapprove."
@LeagueofShadows: The second coming of Yuma Yuma?
Fuck you, Tiki.
Ronde makes a mean quiche.
DO NOT APPROVE
Tiki was the reason for the meanswear challenge on the last season of Project Runway.
Disapproves and hides.
He speaks so well. He's so well spoken.
Ti-ki?
@LeagueofShadows: mom?
Tiki seems like a very likeable chap.
Approve.
Wait, today isn't opposite day? Oh oh. Sorry. (Embarrassed)
S*ck a fat one, Tiki!
What is it with Leitch and Today Show omelets? You excoriate Bryant Gumbel for being a former maker of omelets, and now you poke fun at Mr. Barber for his omelet-making duties.
Why do you hate omelets, Mr. Leitch?
Tiki Barber : media :: Pope Pius X : bluetooth cell phones
with disapproval of this magnitude, if Tiki were a torch, he'd be called "Olympic"
Pro Bowl, Tiki, PRO-BOWL!
So many people have piled on Tiki so far, I'm surprised he hasn't fumbled.
Lower than Lupica? Lower than Mitch Albom? LOWER THAN BILLY PACKER?
Shame on you, Deadspin voters.
@PeteJayhawk: For the record: I DO hate omelets. I feel like the omelet has taken over the traditional preparation of eggs. I'm a scrambled guy.
Whats gayer, Tiki or a gay person?
"Why do you hate omelets, Mr. Leitch?"
Didn't you hear? He's part of the east-coast elitist crêpe conspiracy.
@PeteJayhawk:
Congrats!!!
Sober yet?
it's unbelievable how many times the word "douche" and its many variations have been used in this thread. wait a minute... no, it's quite believable. what a smarmy douchepirate.
Approve, if only because he so fervently upsets Giants fans...and he hates Eli Manning. Giants fans and Manning combo so completely dominate all things douche.
Disapprove. And that was before he picked the wrong outfit on Project Runway.
Apparently my browser is broken, I don't see the "Douche" option.
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