Rabbit Expo Collapse Leads To Unchecked Humping

A couple months ago, I wrote about a roof collapse at a Swedish rabbit show. I remember it well, because I'm still receiving hate mail from bunny enthusiasts. Well, there's a happy ending. The rabbits started fucking like rabbits.

Tragedy befell "the largest rabbit exhibition in Sweden", when heavy snows caused the collapse of the tennis hall housing 1,648 of the finest show rabbits in the country. Many fluffy little bunnies lost their lives that day, but for those that survived, they had hours and days to roam about the wreckage, with nothing keeping their natural urges in check.

They made new friends and they became a bit aroused by the incident. The builders told me it was a veritable circus in there," one rabbit breeder told public broadcaster SVT's local Sörmland affiliate.

With rabbits of all stripes and colours trapped in the wreckage the pairing frenzy has thrown up all manner of new combinations, as Dwarf Hotots nuzzled up to British Giants and Lionheads mounted Himalayans.

When the dust had settled and relieved owners returned home with their rescued rabbits, some 50 to 70 breeders found they were the beneficiaries of surprise litters, local newspaper Södermanlands Nyheter reports.

Reminds me of this comic.

Please hold off on the angry emails, rabbit people. I'm not the one who got sexually aroused while surrounded by hundreds of carcasses of my fellow show bunnies.

(H/T to Deadspin Sweden correspondent tomuban)

'Aroused' rabbits reproduced in tennis club wreckage [The Local]