Extremely In-Depth Profiles In Courage: Larissa Riquelme (A.K.A. Paraguay Girl) (NSFW)

This is Larissa Riquelme. She's the cell phone-bosomed young woman the internet fell in love with on Monday. Currently, no one is blaming her for the Azzurri tying with Paraguay, but what do we really know about her? Pictures and (some) NSFW profile after the jump.

Name: Larissa Riquelme

Nickname: Lari

Job: Model? Machine operator?

Job Continued: Spokesmodel for some sort of Paraguayan booze?

Pro-Lagoons: Possibly

Hair Color: Brownish-red. Reddish-brown.

Eye Color: Brown?

Height: No idea.

Stats: Three "Cartoon-Wolf-Foot-Stamps.

Shoes: Wears 'em.

White Dresses In The Rain: Yes.

Pants: Optional.

Animals: Pro.

Favorite Sport: Soccer.

Friends: Yes.

Am I Running Out Of Categories: Maybe.

Demeanor: Playful.

Why Were So Many Of These On Her Facebook: Unknown

Worn A Parachute Previously: Yes

Involved With Someone: Whatever.

The End.
Photos via Larissa Riquelme's Facebook, Google. For more NSFW photos, hit Fleshbot.
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