Stories Like This Confirm That Cleveland Needs Carl Monday Now More…

"A Cuyahoga County sheriff's deputy was charged today with menacing and public indecency stemming from two summer incidents in the Cleveland Metroparks' Rocky River Reservation. Paul Lawrence, 32, is accused of masturbating in his car on June 12 and following two women on Aug. 29, a day he had called in sick." [Plain… » 9/15/11 10:30pm 9/15/11 10:30pm

Well, They're Back To Square One With The Old Folks Home Flasher Case

Former sprint champion Mark Walcott was cleared on Thursday of charges that he exposed himself five times at two old folks homes in Britain, but at what cost? During the trial it was revealed that Walcott was having affairs with two women at the same time, both of whom were hauled into court to provide him with alibis. … » 11/07/08 10:45am 11/07/08 10:45am

Ashley Todd Is Your New Mike Cooper

This is Ashley Todd. Ashley recently made some news when she was was mugged near at ATM by "a dark-skinned black man" who, after finding out she supported John McCain, carved a "B" on her face » 10/25/08 1:00pm 10/25/08 1:00pm for some kind of pro-Obama viral ad campaign. However, the cops got kind of suspicious when they saw the B was on backwards, did…

Week In Review: What's the Frequency, Carl Monday?

Here's a photo Carl Monday submitted from commenter "That Just Happened" when the jack-happy roving reporter attended the ribbon cutting ceremony of Cleveland''s RTA HealthLine, which is a big fancy bus » 10/24/08 6:45pm 10/24/08 6:45pm. Public transportation frotteurists in Cleveland should reconsider using this line to satisfy their need for public…

They Nominated Carl Monday For Another Emmy .. For THAT Story!

When we stumbled across the infamous Carl Monday / Mike Cooper / library masturbation story more than a year ago, we were stunned when we learned that the Deadspin Hall of Famer had, in fact, won several Emmys. Could this be right? Was the library story just a rare misstep in a career of legitimate muckraking… » 6/29/07 5:10pm 6/29/07 5:10pm

You Can't Keep A Good Trenchcoat Down

Technically speaking, our old pal Carl Monday is contractually obliged to stay off the air until October after switching stations in Cleveland. But there is corruption to be uncovered, and evildoers to be apprehended! And he's not about to let a silly non-compete clause stand in the way of finding the TRUTH! » 5/21/07 1:15pm 5/21/07 1:15pm

Carl Monday Is Now Ready To Get Serious

As we close the book on Super Bowl XLI and look forward to the future, we think it's important to remember where we came from, who shaped us and made us who we are today. We're talking of course about the great Carl Monday, who announced over the weekend that he's jumping ship and heading to a new Cleveland television… » 2/05/07 2:00pm 2/05/07 2:00pm

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Carl Monday Vs. Barbaro

And here we are, the matchup we are personally most curious about, the one featuring the infamous Carl Monday and good ole Barbaro, who would be a late charger if only his hoof would grow. We have been looking forward to this one since this got started. » 12/21/06 2:00pm 12/21/06 2:00pm