Is This Brazil's Manager Calling An Argentina Coach A Cokehead?

Because that's exactly what it looks like. What else could new Brazil manager Dunga's accusatory staring, finger pointing, and aggressive nostril rubbing aimed at a member of Argentina's coaching staff realistically mean? Here's a gif: » 10/13/14 6:29pm 10/13/14 6:29pm

Report: Dustin Johnson Had "Sexual Indiscretion" With PGA Player's Wife

Yesterday, golfer Dustin Johnson released a statement saying he would be stepping away from the game to take care of "personal challenges." According to a report today on, Johnson was suspended six months for testing positive for cocaine. He's allegedly failed three drug tests since 2009, one for weed and… » 8/01/14 2:40pm 8/01/14 2:40pm

What If The President Were A Cokehead?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering big dicks, broken jaws, uneaten cupcakes, and more. Image by Jim Cooke. » 5/28/13 2:39pm 5/28/13 2:39pm

(Update) We Are Raising $200,000 to Buy and Publish the Rob Ford Crack…

As you may have heard, Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, smokes crack cocaine. We've seen a video of him smoking crack cocaine, and the people who have the video would like to sell it. Through the miracle of crowdfunding, you can help. Please consider donating to the Rob Ford Crackstarter. » 5/17/13 1:15pm 5/17/13 1:15pm

For Sale: A Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine

Rob Ford, Toronto's conservative mayor, is a wild lunatic given to making bizarre racist pronouncements and randomly slapping refrigerator magnets on cars. One reason for this is that he smokes crack cocaine. I know this because I watched him do it, on a videotape. He was fucking hiiiiigh. It's for sale if you've got… » 5/16/13 8:28pm 5/16/13 8:28pm

Johnny Tapia Died, Died, Died, Died, Then Died, And Lived Hard In…

New Mexico police are saying that boxer Johnny Tapia was found dead at his house on Sunday. They do not suspect foul play. Apparently he was the victim of having been Johnny Tapia for 45 years. » 5/28/12 2:25pm 5/28/12 2:25pm

Brien Taylor, Former Yankees Superstar-To-Be, Arrested On Cocaine…

Brien Taylor, the can't-miss prospect who missed, was arrested yesterday on a whole mess of drug charges. This comes after an undercover operation by the Carteret County (NC) Sheriff's Office, in which cops allegedly purchased large quantities of crack and cocaine from him. » 3/02/12 11:25am 3/02/12 11:25am

Professional Athlete Used Recreational Drug

Flame-throwing Dodgers reliever Ronald Belisario—who missed all of 2011 and part of the 2010 season—faces a 25-game suspension at the start of this season because of a positive cocaine test, he told reporters today. Belisario said he couldn't leave Venezuela last year because he had tested positive for cocaine at some… » 2/22/12 12:15pm 2/22/12 12:15pm

Professional Athlete Used Recreational Drug

Via the Boston Globe: "Dennis 'Oil Can' Boyd's new tell-all book, 'They Call Me Oil Can: My Life in Baseball,' which hits bookstores in June, should be a blockbuster if the stories are similar to what the former Red Sox pitcher told WBZ's Jon Miller yesterday at JetBlue Park. Boyd, who spent eight of his 10 major… » 2/09/12 12:00pm 2/09/12 12:00pm

Doc Gooden Missed The Mets' Victory Parade In 1986 Because He Was Doing…

It's time for some uplifting news from the good folks at E:60! It's a rare occasion when "club in Long Island" is not the most soul-wrenching part of a story, but this is one of those times. » 10/19/11 2:35pm 10/19/11 2:35pm

Phillies Prospect Upset That Coke Charges Brought His Character Into…

When young outfielder Tyson Gillies came to the Phillies organization via the 2009 Cliff Lee-to-Seattle trade, they probably didn't expect that cops would find him on the side of the road waving his shirt all happy-like, and cocaine in the backseat of the car in which the cop drove him home. But they did. » 2/26/11 1:15pm 2/26/11 1:15pm

Last Night's Winner: Charlie Sheen

Like the rest of us, Charlie Sheen will die one day, but for a man to so blatantly defy whatever mores that exists in the universe while he fast-tracks to death is truly winner-worthy. » 1/28/11 10:05am 1/28/11 10:05am

Ron Washington Tested Positive For Cocaine Last Year, Which, Let's Be… narc Jon Heyman reports that Ron Washington, the Rangers' 57-year-old manager and all-around swell guy, indulged in a popular but illicit recreational drug last year. "I did make a mistake," he tells, speaking very, very quickly. [] » 3/17/10 2:55pm 3/17/10 2:55pm

Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap

French tennis player Richard Gasquet told officials that the reason he tested positive for cocaine last March was because he kissed a woman who had cocaine on her lips....and that worked! Suspension over! It's strip club time! [BBC] » 7/15/09 4:15pm 7/15/09 4:15pm

Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy

"What are you going to do? Are you going to ball up and go into a corner? Or are you going to make the best of that after the fact?" Month Of Fury! [SRI] » 6/08/09 1:39pm 6/08/09 1:39pm

The Darryl Strawberry Story Makes Bad Athletes Fun Again

You know what the saddest part of the A-Rod steroid scandal is? It's taking attention away from the impending release of a way more entertaining baseball tell-all—the autobiography of Darryl Strawberry. » 2/11/09 5:00pm 2/11/09 5:00pm

It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...

Popcorn-muscled Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter picked a new target this week for his venomous trash-talk and this week's victim is Jacksonville Jaguars' receiver Matt Jones. You might remember when Jones was caught chopping a pile of cocaine in a pick-up truck in June » 11/06/08 12:00pm 11/06/08 12:00pm, as did Peezy, who had this to say about that…