Amazon Pulls Gronk Erotica After Objections Over Cover Art

The Boston Globe is reporting Amazon is no longer selling A Gronking To Remember after complaints about the Gronk photo on the cover featuring a tribute to Myra Kraft, a patch worn by the team during the 2011 season. We'd heard from a few sources that the photo of the couple on the cover was actually ripped from two… » 1/08/15 5:18pm 1/08/15 5:18pm

Gronk Erotica Exists, And We Made It Into A Movie

We were made aware this weekend that Gronk erotica exists and is being sold on Amazon. Due journalism diligence insisted we purchase this Gronk erotica, give you a full review, and then turn it into an animated movie. » 1/05/15 11:30am 1/05/15 11:30am

Fifty-Something College Student Can't Fathom Why His "Hot-For-Teacher"…

Joseph Corlett is 56 years old. And Joseph Corlett attends Oakland University in Rochester, Mich. Well, he did attend that esteemed academy. Seems as if the university elders and others just didn't get an essay he wrote for "Advanced Critical Writing" class. » 2/14/12 10:45pm 2/14/12 10:45pm

The Time Zito Gave Mulder A Handjob, And Other Tales From The World Of…

Some lucky folks have especially vivid imaginations. But the rest of us need the internet to find Jaret Wright tenderly licking Melky Cabrera, or Kyle Farnsworth and Vance Wilson in bed together with knives. » 2/11/11 3:45pm 2/11/11 3:45pm

Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio

The Guardian, liveblogging Barca-Man U: "Stroke … pass … triangle … slide-rule pass … back-heel … tip … tap … slide-rule pass … neat triangle … neat triangle … neat triangle … through-ball … languid stroke … flick … trap … deft touch … chest … clatter … hoof." [Guardian] » 5/27/09 5:40pm 5/27/09 5:40pm