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    Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    And only the British can make fellatio as boring as soccer.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    languid stroke … flick … trap … deft touch


    They left out the part where he puts on clown makeup.

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/27/09

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    Michael Scott's head exploded from all the "that's what she said"'s.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/27/09

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    Live blog of the trip to the dentist:
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    As was their liveblog of the post-game riot:


    "Deep thrusting stab...deep thrusting stab...deep thrusting stab..."

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    ...smash bottle against forehead

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    ...sorry but I got an early meeting tomorrow gotta run
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    Erotic, if you're a horse-fucking geometry teacher.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    Ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Thpin! Ha! Thrust!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/27/09

    In reply to Only The British Can Make Soccer Sound Like Fellatio
    A neat triangle does make for a better game.
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