Ichiro's Run Last Night Was Everything You Love About Ichiro And…

This is one of the things about the Yankees, one of the reasons the New York Yankees are a sickness on the soul of baseball, this play from Ichiro Suzuki last night. Ichiro! Honestly, if you root against the Yankees—which is to say, if you are not a native of the Bronx or a depraved human being—this might be the worst … » 10/09/12 11:15am 10/09/12 11:15am

Ichiro Doesn't Look Amused By Joba Chamberlain's Champagne Bath

Baseball celebrations make for great, out-of-context photos, and Joba Chamberlain pouring some (possibly frigid?) champagne down Ichiro's back after the Yankees clinched the American League East title last night is another excellent entry, especially when you consider that Ichiro's reaction is maybe the fourth-best… » 10/04/12 12:50pm 10/04/12 12:50pm

David Cone Made An Unfortunate Reference To Ichiro's "Chopstick"

More than anything, I wager that David Cone's choice of words has more to do with the insatiable pressure that some announcers put on themselves to fill dead air or to feel as if they're adding their perspective to the telecast (especially if they happen to be a former player). Nonetheless, the five-ish seconds of… » 10/03/12 11:30am 10/03/12 11:30am

Ichiro Traded To The Yankees

Yikes. The YES Network's Jack Curry reports that the Yankees have traded for Ichiro Suzuki. The Mariners will receive minor league starter D.J. Mitchell and reliever Danny Farquhar. The Yankees are currently in Seattle, so expect him to don the pinstripes road grays against his old team tonight. We sort of… » 7/23/12 6:08pm 7/23/12 6:08pm