Cops: Lance Armstrong Hit Two Parked Cars, Girlfriend Took Blame

According to Colorado police, Lance Armstrong literally hit two parked cars with his car in Aspen, and figuratively threw his girlfriend under the bus. » 2/03/15 3:07pm 2/03/15 3:07pm

Lance Armstrong Dropped Out Of A Beer Mile

With the Beer Mile World Championships rapidly approaching on December 3, interest in the event is peaking. Lance Armstrong, who probably doesn't have a lot to do these days, decided to give it a try. Surprisingly, one of the world's greatest athletes can't drink and run for shit. » 11/18/14 7:58am 11/18/14 7:58am

Twitter Trolls, Lance Armstrong, And A Coup At Ironman Lake Placid

A group of long-distance triathlon fans has raised funds for an unofficial finishing prize at Sunday's Ironman Lake Placid. They've done it, one of its leaders says, in protest of Ironman's shitty prize structure at some of its races. And now even Lance Armstrong is in on it. » 7/26/14 9:56am 7/26/14 9:56am

Alex Gibney And Betsy Andreu Are Here To Talk About The Armstrong Lie

Documentarian Alex Gibney, director of the Oscar-winning Taxi to the Dark Side, has spent his career making films about corruption and the abuse of power. The project that eventually became The Armstrong Lie wasn't necessarily meant to be one of them. What had initially been a story about Armstrong's 2009 comeback,… » 11/13/13 12:05pm 11/13/13 12:05pm

Lance Armstrong On The Moment He Decided To Start Doping

Behind all the overwrought drug war rhetoric that gets brought to bear on the subject of doping in sports, there are the simple calculations that Lance Armstrong lays out in this unused clip from the documentary The Armstrong Lie, which for all its brevity offers about the most precise explanation of what the problem… » 11/13/13 11:11am 11/13/13 11:11am

Join us at noon Eastern for a chat with acclaimed documentarian Alex Gibney, director of The Armstrong Lie, and Betsy Andreu, a key figure in the Lance Armstrong story. They'll be up to talk about the movie, Armstrong, doping, vindication, and whatever else comes up. » 11/13/13 10:17am 11/13/13 10:17am

Book Claims Sheryl Crow Watched Lance Armstrong Dope, Told Feds

Now that Lance Armstrong has been humbled and faced a defamation lawsuit or three, it's pretty much open season on the disgraced cyclist. Every allegation with even the slightest credibility can be brought without fear of retribution, and they very well might be true—Armstrong's got more than a decade of dirt ripe… » 10/10/13 9:19am 10/10/13 9:19am

Lance Armstrong Can Lie In His Autobiographies, Judge Rules

A federal judge has ruled in favor of Lance Armstrong, who is being sued by a group of people who purchased his books. They claim Armstrong committed fraud by writing that his successes were the result of hard work and perseverance, and not enough PEDs to send even the gentle dugong on a murderous rampage. » 9/11/13 11:07am 9/11/13 11:07am

Lance Armstrong: The USPS Team Should Have Known I Was Doping

Lance Armstrong is facing a lawsuit claiming he defrauded team sponsor US Postal Service out of millions of dollars. Armstrong's lawyers have fired back, claiming the government shouldn't collect because it should have seen all those media reports about Armstrong doping. » 7/24/13 2:33pm 7/24/13 2:33pm

Lance Armstrong: Tour De France "Impossible To Win Without Doping"

It's a whole new Lance! A "nothing left to lose" Lance. An "I'm a scoundrel, like all the rest" Lance. An "I don't need or want your fucking love" Lance. And he's here to drop some truth bombs. » 6/28/13 10:59am 6/28/13 10:59am

Nike Cuts Ties With Livestrong

The plucky wristband-manufacturer (and cancer-awareness-raiser), has lost its second benefactor in less than a year: with Lance Armstrong already out of the picture, Nike has decided to end its nine-year partnership with Livestrong. » 5/28/13 4:04pm 5/28/13 4:04pm

Comedian Says Lance Armstrong Asked Her To Eat His Butt

Comedian April Macie is a frequent guest on the Howard Stern Show, and on Monday morning she joined Stern to dish some gossip about disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong. Specifically, she told Stern that Armstrong once asked her to lick his butt in a hotel bathroom. » 5/21/13 11:38am 5/21/13 11:38am

One Of Our Favorite Sports Columnists, Sally Jenkins, Is Here To Take…

Sally Jenkins is an award-winning sportswriter for the Washington Post, but don't hold that against her. She's one of the sharpest columnists in the country. She's also written a bunch of books, including It's Not About The Bike, the No. 1 New York Times bestseller she co-authored with Lance Armstrong, and Sum It Up—a… » 3/13/13 2:08pm 3/13/13 2:08pm

Lance Armstrong Still Willing To "Cooperate Fully" With Just About Any…

The deadline imposed by the United States Anti-Doping Agency for Lance Armstrong to "come clean under oath" and perhaps lessen his ban came and went today. Armstrong, through his attorney Tim Herman, released a statement reiterating his willingness to be "the first man through the door" to help clean up cycling, just… » 2/20/13 9:55pm 2/20/13 9:55pm

Why Did A Magazine Snip The Balls Off Its Unflattering Lance Armstrong…

Anybody wondering how Lance Armstrong got away with what he got away with for so long need look no further than the editorial offices of Indianapolis Monthly magazine. » 2/19/13 3:30pm 2/19/13 3:30pm

Lance Armstrong "Singing" Radiohead's "Creep" Is Strangely Haunting

"Creep" is one of those songs that shouldn't be covered lightly. For every brilliantly executed rendition, there are five or six that will have you wishing for a swift and painless death by the time the crescendo rolls around. » 1/28/13 11:25am 1/28/13 11:25am