Here's Manny Ramirez Disguised As Your Grandmother At The Airport

Having a former Taiwanese baseball star like Manny Ramirez as a teammate must be pretty cool for all involved with the Triple-A Round Rock Express. That said, now that he's barnstorming it back in the states, Manny's gonna get noticed, especially whenever he wears his usual getup. Good thing his fellow Expressers… » 7/11/13 1:50pm 7/11/13 1:50pm

Manny Ramirez Is Comin’ Back, Everyone

Manny Ramirez, the guy from all those cool Taiwanese home-run videos (he also once played major-league baseball), has signed a minor-league deal with the Texas Rangers. He will report to Triple-A Round Rock. He is 41 years old; he made his big-league debut nearly 20 years ago; he hasn't appeared in a big-league game… » 7/03/13 5:00pm 7/03/13 5:00pm

Another Manny Ramirez Home Run, Another Batshit Taiwanese Call

Make that eight home runs on the season for one Manny Ramirez of the Chinese Professional Baseball League's EDA Rhinos. It's been a few weeks since we've had a fantastic Manny Takes Taiwan highlight for you. But this announcer's call might be the best one yet. » 6/07/13 11:54am 6/07/13 11:54am

This Video Of Manny Ramirez's Latest Home Run Is Amazing In Every Way

Manny Ramirez today hit his third home run of the season for the EDA Rhinos, tying him for the league lead in the CPBL. But that's beside the point. You've got to see and hear this latest Manny blast to fully appreciate it. » 4/23/13 3:40pm 4/23/13 3:40pm

Law Enforcement Agencies, MLB Investigating Anthony Bosch For…

The Bosch name sounds familiar because Anthony's father, Pedro—an actual doctor—is the man who prescribed Manny Ramirez the female fertility drug human chorionic gonadotropin in 2009. Anthony—who is not a doctor, despite his claims—is now being investigated by both federal and state law enforcement to determine his… » 1/27/13 6:45pm 1/27/13 6:45pm

Manny Ramirez Homered On The First Pitch He Saw In His Dominican…

Manny Ramirez is still hitting baseballs with the greatest of ease—just not in Major League Baseball, mind you. Ramirez, who endured a rocky 2012 season in which he ultimately didn't play a game in the bigs, suited up for the Las Aguilas Eagles of the Dominican Winter League tonight. In the first pitch of his first… » 11/14/12 11:25pm 11/14/12 11:25pm

Who Is The Blurry Guy In This Photo, And Why Did Manny Ramirez Steal…

After Roger Clemens's first start in the Atlantic League, the Associated Press sent across the wires a photo of him in the middle of his lumpy follow-through, pitching to an out-of-focus batter at the plate. The Hall of Famer, of course, had dropped in to pitch for the Sugar Land Skeeters; his opponents that day were… » 9/19/12 10:00am 9/19/12 10:00am

Manny Ramirez's Dreads Will Cause Drug Use, Abortion, Gayness,…

This disgruntled fan of the Sacramento River Cats would like you to know that she is NOT fuddy duddy. Nor is she a crackpot. She just thinks that Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks are the reason that "unwholesomeness" is spreading across the American landscape. I strongly urge you to listen to this voicemail in its entirety,… » 6/15/12 3:20pm 6/15/12 3:20pm

ESPN Reports Flames Wing Curtis Glencross Looks A Lot Like Manny…

I'm beginning to think ESPN's web editors are fucking with us, and not just because of that "Happy Endings" headline. There was Black Mike Vrabel. Then came two-year-old Matt Gilroy. And now there is Manny Ramirez-in-an-A's uniform as Curtis Glencross. You win, » 3/02/12 2:45pm 3/02/12 2:45pm

Manny Ramirez Has Signed With The A's

After Yoenis Cespedes signed in Oakland, we told you that the A's had one of the strangest offseasons in recent memory, in part because of their extended flirtation with Manny Ramirez, who, facing a PED suspension, retired from baseball last year after a forgettable short stint in Tampa. But we didn't really believe,… » 2/20/12 3:35pm 2/20/12 3:35pm