No, We Will Not Pay $1,500 For Brandon Spikes's Alleged Chatroulette…

Some things are worth digging into our sack of scuzz money. The Patriots' second-round draft pick getting pleasured and broadcasting it to random strangers is not one of them. » 8/30/10 1:20pm 8/30/10 1:20pm

This Is What Happens When You Do Ecstasy At Home By Yourself In Your…

He actually took a sedative to calm himself down a bit. Then, of course, he strips and dances around with a pacifier in his mouth. Because it's rave or die time, I assume. Mesmerizing. [ViaAlexBlagg'sTwitter] » 5/19/10 1:35pm 5/19/10 1:35pm

The Ohio State Continues The Glee-ification of America

Reader Dave sends in this video of a flash mob taking over the Ohio Union on Monday. When are people going to learn that extravagant, coordinated routines of obnoxious songs only belong on the NYC Subways? » 5/05/10 3:40pm 5/05/10 3:40pm

Rose Bowl Open Thread: Oregon. The Ohio State University. Hit It.

It's the Oregon Tusows getting scrappy with The Ohio State University Mike Cooper Mustaches. What say you, Todd McShay? » 1/01/10 4:29pm 1/01/10 4:29pm

At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out

For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity. » 8/25/09 4:05pm 8/25/09 4:05pm

A NYC Subway Jacker Was Nabbed (Update)

Could 41-year-old Daniel Corrian be the man who rubbed against that poor girl on the D train? Either that, or there is a subway masturbation epidemic gripping the city. (Update: Not him!) [NYDN] » 5/15/09 3:00pm 5/15/09 3:00pm

Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out

New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. » 5/03/09 12:45pm 5/03/09 12:45pm

This Guy Is Very Excited About Ken Williams' Offseason Moves

It's a Christmas Miracle! Ladies and gentlemen, we present you with the spiritual brother of our friend Mike Cooper ... meet Ryan Drop. » 12/21/06 3:45pm 12/21/06 3:45pm

Finally, YouTube Of Monday-Cooper, Part II

We know, it's a week-and-a-half old now, but we never did get a hold of YouTube of the gripping finale of the Carl Monday-Mike Cooper saga, and it has been nagging us, since we this whole thing started from YouTube anyway. » 7/24/06 10:15am 7/24/06 10:15am

One Final Monday-Cooper Explosion ... Be Ready

So if you're like us and you spend your weekends doing everything you can to avoid the computer, you might not know about this yet. So we feel like maybe you should sit down. Take a deep breath. You might not be ready. » 7/17/06 11:45am 7/17/06 11:45am

Just Another Manic Monday

Before the week runs its course and we head into our pleasant weekend of barbecues and hangovers, we just wanted to once again salute the genius of CLEVELAND'S INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER Carl Monday, who continues to blow the lid of the cottage "jerking off in a library to get away from one's terrifying father" industry.… » 5/26/06 4:15pm 5/26/06 4:15pm

The Most Brilliant Thing You'll See All Day

So a local television station in Cleveland decided to put together an "investigative report" on the dangers of allowing your children to go to the public library. » 5/25/06 3:15pm 5/25/06 3:15pm