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Deadspin Classic: The Most Brilliant Thing You'll See All Day Originally published May 25, 2006...

No, We Will Not Pay $1,500 For Brandon Spikes's Alleged Chatroulette Sex TapeSome things are worth digging into our sack of scuzz money. The Patriots' second-round draft pick getting pleasured and broadcasting it to random strangers is not one of them....

This Is What Happens When You Do Ecstasy At Home By Yourself In Your Underwear He actually took a sedative to calm himself down a bit. Then, of course, he strips and dances around with a pacifier in his mouth. Because it's rave or die time, I assume. Mesmerizing. [ViaAlexBlagg'sTwitter]...

The Ohio State Continues The <em>Glee</em>-ification of America

Reader Dave sends in this video of a flash mob taking over the Ohio Union on Monday. When are people going to learn that extravagant, coordinated routines of obnoxious songs only belong on the NYC Subways?...

Rose Bowl Open Thread: Oregon. The Ohio State University. Hit It.

It's the Oregon Tusows getting scrappy with The Ohio State University Mike Cooper Mustaches. What say you, Todd McShay?...

I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van

Well, maybe it's her uncle. A very proud, very creepy uncle. There's a chance of that, right? [Busted Coverage]...

At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out

For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity....

A NYC Subway Jacker Was Nabbed (Update)

Could 41-year-old Daniel Corrian be the man who rubbed against that poor girl on the D train? Either that, or there is a subway masturbation epidemic gripping the city. (Update: Not him!) [NYDN]...