Ozzie Guillen May Wish To Avoid Taking Managerial Advice From Tinfoil Hat Guy

Ever-profane Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen got himself into a bit of hot water Sunday as his gripes about Nats rookie Bryce Harper's bat drew the ire of home plate umpire Marty Foster. Foster told Guillen to shut his trap about what the Miami skipper felt was too much pine tar on Harper's stick, after which Guillen… »7/16/12 9:00am

Last Night's The Franchise: Miami Marlins Distilled Down To Its Motherfucking Essence

The Miami Marlins all-access curse-fest that is The Franchise premiered last night on Showtime, and the first episode made for enjoyable viewing (more enjoyable, at least, than the ESPY Awards, which it ran against). Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria bet the house on the 2012 season, hoping a new stadium, new geographic… »7/12/12 4:10pm

Ozzie Guillen Tells Reporter To "Fucking Grow Up" For Asking About Fidel Castro

Shock of shocks, it appears as if Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen isn't feeling as contrite and apologetic as he was a month ago when he apologized profusely for making some controversial comments about Fidel Castro. Guillen was subsequently suspended, he made a heartfelt plea for forgiveness, and now he's told… »5/08/12 4:40pm

Ozzie Guillen Will Appear On Baseball Tonight Throughout The World Series

It dawns on me that we could play a game with two tentpoles of recent Chicago White Sox squads. We'll call the game "Guillen OR Pierzynski." Said the White Sox drink rally beer during games to get themselves going? (Pierzynski.) Went on a profane tirade after the White Sox lost to Bruce fucking Chen? (Guillen.) Got… »10/17/11 1:05pm