Meet the UMass Boston Beacons, who should more accurately be known as the UMass Boston Bad Soccer Men after their violent displays during this Division III tournament game against Haverford College.

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One guy picks up the ball punts it straight into the head of an opponent, another guy headbutts an opponent for no apparent reason, and somehow neither of those two can top the behavior of the team’s star shithead, who elbows or eye-rakes one player, runs over and throws another to the ground, and tops it all off by headbutting the referee. If only David Beckham could have foreseen the chaos he’d start by bringing soccer to America ...

h/t SB Nation