Papa John likes his Louisville Cardinals. Papa John allegedly likes his whiskey. Papa John allegedly just can't drink a lot of it. Let us once again admire the sight of Papa John, shitfaced beyond belief.

Is Drunk Papa John a Deadspin Hall of Famer? You decide. Polls are open from now until 11:59 p.m. (EST) Sunday. Don't forget: Drunk Papa John needs 75 percent of you to vote "Yes" to make the cut.

Other nominees:
Horrifying Diarrhea Sludge
Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend
Rocket Frog
Vodka Samm
"Go fuck yourself"