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Apparently, Green Man is a full-blown phenomenon now. It seems to have something to do with the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," which I admit I have only seen one episode of. (I laughed.) So from an obscure show on the FX network to dancing in front of Tiger Woods at the Buick Open ... that's how you do viral marking folks.
Yes, Tiger Woods won the tournament—the final Buick Open of all time—by like, a million shots, and no he did not fart on national TV. Let it go, people.
Greenman dancing for Tiger Woods today... [Stealing Happy Hours]
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Welcome to Monday. Please pardon our dust as we work through these technical difficulties. I blame the Jet Stream. Did you enjoy your weekend visitors?