Chone Figgins's Low Batting Average Helps People Get Drunker, Cheaper
Seattle Mariners third baseman Chone Figgins is currently batting .202 on the season. Hitting a notable .087 this past week, manager Eric Wedge sat Chone on the bench for last night's game against the Yankees. There's chatter of moving him down in the lineup; like No. 9 down.
Here's what Figgins has to say of slumping while teammates are performing:
"It's tough. Guys are doing good," Figgins said. "I'd like to be a part of it more consistently. I've been there through a bunch of it. I'd just like to be more consistent. But it's a great thing they're winning. You'd just like to be more a part of it than just a little bit."
Seems like it's been tough on him, and justifiably so. But there's a side benefit here: Patrons of Norm's Eatery and Ale House in Seattle would like to see him do worse so their Widmer beer prices remain at Crazy Eddie insane-price level on Monday nights.
Tipster Chris S. notes that, "It started with 'Cheap Sexson Monday,; where Bud and Bud Light went for whatever Sexson was batting at the time." From there:
Norm's has been known for their Monday night promotions based on Mariners struggles. They held a similar promotion a few years ago, in which beer prices were based on former Mariner Richie Sexson's batting average. Last year, they held a food and beer special called "Milton's Meltdowns," which were based on Milton Bradley's headlines on and off the field.
Figgins batting average affects beer prices at local bar [Q13 Fox]
Figgins, given day off, says ‘I'd just like to be more consistent' [Post Intelligencer]
Three MLB Teams Facing Regression in 2026
Best NBA Bets Today: Wednesday Predictions and Player Props
MLB Opening Day Wednesday Pick: Yankees vs. Giants Best Bets
NBA Predictions Today: Expert Picks for March 24th Games
- NBA Predictions Today: Expert Picks for March 24th Games
- Two Best Longshot Bets to Win the 2026 World Series
- NCAA Tournament Predictions: Why Favorites Should Hold Strong on Sunday
- March Madness Sunday Bets: Texas Tech, Tennessee
- UFC London Betting Picks: Best Plays for Fight Night
- Best March Madness Saturday Picks: Arkansas vs. High Point, Vanderbilt ML
- Akron vs Texas Tech, Clemson vs Iowa: Best Bets for Friday

