A Catalog Of The Latest In Telestrator Dong

Our sportscasters continue to adorn our televisions with glowing penises. We will continue to feature their artwork.

Len Elmore, "Telestrator Dong" (telestrator, 2010)

Courtesy reader D.M.

Clark Kellogg (?), "Telestrator Dong" (telestrator, 2010)

Courtesy reader Michael H.

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Cris Collinsworth, "Telestrator Dong" (telestrator, 2010)

Courtesy reader L.F.

Artist unknown, "Telestrator Dong" (telestrator, 2010)

Artist unknown, "Telestrator Dong" (telestrator, 2009)

Courtesy The Sports Hernia

Courtesy reader Michael W.

Artist unknown, "Telestrator Dong" (telestrator, 2009)

Courtesy reader Brendan D.