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  • What?
  • How’s his handwriting?
  • Did he write on the back sides of pages to save trees?
  • Does he know how to use a computer?
  • If he wrote this on the computer what font would he use? (Papyrus, that fucker).
  • Is he really “relaxed” about his future if he’s writing lovesick letters?
  • Can we have a copy?
  • Please?
  • Did he spell “Adnan Januzaj” correctly?
  • How far into his plan to emotionally torment Juan Mata did he get?
  • What kind of paper did he use?
  • What kind of “forensic analysis” did he do?
  • How would he pronounce Daley Blind’s last name?
  • José?
  • José, you there?
  • José, you okay buddy?

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