• Why do you make me hit you?: Hey, if showing Kyle Korver a little affection is wrong, than Reggie Evans doesn't want to be right. [NESW Sports]

• Maybe not: What's a Scott Pioli and why does everyone want to hire him? Oh, right—because Patriots employees always do so well once they stop working for Bill Belichick. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Shocker: Rick Neuheisel is maybe not the most trustworthy person in football. [Rumors and Rants]

• It's a slow week, ok?: Josh Beckett's underwear is not welcome on eBay. Writing that just killed a small part inside of me. [The Big Picture]

• We don't eat as well, though: Sports columnists: they're just like us! (Because their predictions are almost always wrong.) [Real Clear Sports]