What you missed after performing acts of Janice ...
• NBA Playoffs: We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave. Wade's 31 points help Miami to 102-92 win and 3-1 series lead over
• NHL Playoffs: If the Heat doesn't get you, the Hurricanes will. Another New Jersey team goes down, and FEMA does nothing.
• MLB: Diamondbacks show absolutely no respect for last season's Cy Young winner, beating Carpenter, Cardinals 7-6.