The Baltimore Orioles clinched the AL East last night, which is great news, because the Orioles are not the Red Sox or the Yankees. It is also great news because it gave Orioles all-star outfielder Adam Jones a chance to celebrate his team's division title by mashing pies into the faces of Orioles fans.

Big ups to whoever brought all the pies, and also to the dude who took what looks to be a very solid pecan pie right to the face. That was probably unpleasant, but he handled it well.