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After Disappointing Campaign, Spanish Soccer Club Hopes This Koala Lounge Singer Will Cheer You Up

Getafe CF stunk up the joint in La Liga this year, with a 12-win, 8-draw, 18-loss campaign that put the squad on the cusp of relegation.

What would get fans excited again? (This is an especially important issue, after all, since some Dubai-based investors forked over 90 million Euros for the team in April.) Maybe a big transaction? Maybe a goodwill campaign? Nah. You get this dark video, with a boozy singing koala that attempts suicide at irregular intervals.

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A chunk of the lyrics, translated, from the video's uploader:

When I love deeply my heart shatters.
I like masked superheros. I guess I'm a damn midget full of complexes.
If all this wasn't enough, I got another big problem.
When I'm happy I look like a fucking idiot.

Via Can't Stop the Bleeding.

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