All In All, Not A Bad Guy, If Looks, Brains And Personality Don't Count

Nah, it stayed a hat and no, we didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.

If you want us to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. We figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so we want two.

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