UPDATE: Well, the original video was taken down overnight for YouTube service-terms violations. Thankfully, someone else was taping. And double thankfully, syrup appears to be involved in the impetus. (H/T Dylan for the extended remix version.)
The depth and nuance of this brawl at a Denny's in Chicopee, Mass. screams "Connecticut River Shore" pilot episode.
Up to and including the high-pitched chanting 35 seconds in that, "He will fuck you right in the ass. He was riding my fucking ass, bitch." Like all good drama, there's a lull, but don't give up on it. It's building. Your bloodlust will be rewarded.
Amber waves of grain.
Could This IHOP Brawl Put "I Ride The Ride" On The Catch-Phrase Map? (NSFW) [Deadspin]