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At Denny's, They Will Clean Your Table While You Continue Brawling (NSFW) (UPDATED)

UPDATE: Well, the original video was taken down overnight for YouTube service-terms violations. Thankfully, someone else was taping. And double thankfully, syrup appears to be involved in the impetus. (H/T Dylan for the extended remix version.)

The depth and nuance of this brawl at a Denny's in Chicopee, Mass. screams "Connecticut River Shore" pilot episode.
Up to and including the high-pitched chanting 35 seconds in that, "He will fuck you right in the ass. He was riding my fucking ass, bitch." Like all good drama, there's a lull, but don't give up on it. It's building. Your bloodlust will be rewarded.

Amber waves of grain.

(H/T Jason)

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