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Four thousand years of persecution; could it get any worse? Yes, if you happen to have dual citizenship in the Tribe and Red Sox Nation. That's eight hits and zero runs over the last 24 innings, but more importantly, three straight losses to fall 5½ games back of Babylon, aka the Yankees. If Jon Lester can't get things turned around tonight, the Green Monster could become the new Wailing Wall.

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Good Sunday morning. I think we all needed that rest. Want to know whose spot we'll be blowing up today? Just wait for the next post.