Attention, Milwaukee Brewers: Please Wash Your Hands

Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy and pitching coach Rick Kranitz reportedly have pinkeye. Gross. To prevent further cases, the team's banning high-fives until the contagion goes away. Another way to prevent further cases is by washing your damn hands, you disgusting baseball players.

Wash your hands. It helps you not get pinkeye. Source: Smart people.

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