Timothy Burke

4/26/19

Who Hugged Roger Goodell Longest At Last Night's NFL Draft?

Would you hug Roger Goodell? Is this a face that demands embrace? Probably not, assuming you’re not his spouse, or…

Timothy Burke

PublishedApril 26, 2019

7/6/18

Deadspin Up All Night: Ain't No Talking To This Man

Thank you for your everlasting and continued support of our grand experiment. We try hard to bring you things you…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 6, 2018

7/6/18

What Kind Of Car Company Does Volvo Want To Be?

Dean Shaw, Volvo Cars USA’s handsomely bespectacled VP of corporate comms, bellows the word to a ballroom full of…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 6, 2018

7/6/18

GIFs, Ranked

Today is my last day at Deadspin after seven years of forcing you to watch dumb shit I saw on TV. To commemorate my…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 6, 2018

7/6/18

Toward A More Perfect Definition Of A Perfect Game

Der Ball ist rund und das Spiel dauert 90 Minuten.

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 6, 2018

7/6/18

MMM BUGS

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Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 6, 2018

7/6/18

For The Last Time: NFL Ratings Are Not Down. They're Up, Compared To Everything Else

I am once again forced to use this space to explain something that is evident to anyone who has been paying…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 6, 2018

7/5/18

On The Origins, Use, And Meaning Of "Ass In The Jackpot"

The emergence last month of a 2016 video featuring mic’d-up Terry Collins arguing with umpire Tom Hallion not only…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 5, 2018

7/4/18

There Is Only One Independence Day Tradition That Matters

69!

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 4, 2018

7/4/18

Joshua Blew A Trumpet And Fell The Walls Of Jericho; Tim Tebow Blew A Fly Ball Off The Wall And It Hit Him In The Head

Look, man, I dunno how many more of these Tebow headlines I have left.

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 4, 2018

7/3/18

Colombia Force Extra Time With 93rd-Minute Equalizer

Yerry Mina’s header off a 93rd-minute corner sent Colombia’s knockout round match against England to extra time, and…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJuly 3, 2018

6/30/18

Benjamin Pavard's Incredible French Wondergoal, In Extreme Slow Motion

Yeah, yeah, we GIF’d this earlier but something this spectacular deserves the full Deadspin Video treatment. Perhaps…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 30, 2018

6/30/18

Cancel The Rest Of The World Cup, We Don't Need Any More Goals

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Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 30, 2018

6/28/18

Goal; Owned

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Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 28, 2018

6/25/18

This One's For You, George Stephanopoulos

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Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 25, 2018

6/23/18

Nick. Buddy.

C’mon, man. You can’t, just... drink it, after.

Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 23, 2018

6/22/18

New Jameis Winston Details Emerge; Convicted Ex-Vanderbilt Football Rapist Says Bucs QB Was Alone With Uber Driver

The third man who was hanging out with Jameis Winston and Ronald Darby the night in March 2016 an Uber driver says…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 22, 2018

6/22/18

Report: Cops Looking Into Hanley Ramirez's Possible Connection To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring

ABC investigative journalist Michele McPhee says authorities are looking into Hanley Ramirez’s possible relationship…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 22, 2018

6/22/18

Icelandic TV Set Its Highlight Reel Of The Argentina Match To "Immigrant Song," And It Kicks Ass

Iceland takes on the Super Eagles of Nigeria in our next World Cup match, so here’s something to get you psyched up…

Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 22, 2018

6/20/18

Hmm

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Timothy Burke

PublishedJune 20, 2018

Timothy Burke's posts

Who Hugged Roger Goodell Longest At Last Night's NFL Draft?

Deadspin Up All Night: Ain't No Talking To This Man

What Kind Of Car Company Does Volvo Want To Be?

GIFs, Ranked

Toward A More Perfect Definition Of A Perfect Game

MMM BUGS

For The Last Time: NFL Ratings Are Not Down. They're Up, Compared To Everything Else

On The Origins, Use, And Meaning Of "Ass In The Jackpot"

There Is Only One Independence Day Tradition That Matters

Joshua Blew A Trumpet And Fell The Walls Of Jericho; Tim Tebow Blew A Fly Ball Off The Wall And It Hit Him In The Head

Colombia Force Extra Time With 93rd-Minute Equalizer

Benjamin Pavard's Incredible French Wondergoal, In Extreme Slow Motion

Cancel The Rest Of The World Cup, We Don't Need Any More Goals

Goal; Owned

This One's For You, George Stephanopoulos

Nick. Buddy.

New Jameis Winston Details Emerge; Convicted Ex-Vanderbilt Football Rapist Says Bucs QB Was Alone With Uber Driver

Report: Cops Looking Into Hanley Ramirez's Possible Connection To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring

Icelandic TV Set Its Highlight Reel Of The Argentina Match To "Immigrant Song," And It Kicks Ass

Hmm