Timothy Burke

4/26/19

Who Hugged Roger Goodell Longest At Last Night's NFL Draft?

Would you hug Roger Goodell? Is this a face that demands embrace? Probably not, assuming you’re not his spouse, or…

Deadspin! Up All Night

Deadspin Up All Night: Ain't No Talking To This Man

Thank you for your everlasting and continued support of our grand experiment. We try hard to bring you things you…

Jalopnik Reviews

What Kind Of Car Company Does Volvo Want To Be?

Dean Shaw, Volvo Cars USA’s handsomely bespectacled VP of corporate comms, bellows the word to a ballroom full of…

7/6/18

GIFs, Ranked

Today is my last day at Deadspin after seven years of forcing you to watch dumb shit I saw on TV. To commemorate my…

MLB

Toward A More Perfect Definition Of A Perfect Game

Der Ball ist rund und das Spiel dauert 90 Minuten.

7/6/18

MMM BUGS

For exclusive videos, pictures, and more, like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Send us your…

NFL

For The Last Time: NFL Ratings Are Not Down. They're Up, Compared To Everything Else

I am once again forced to use this space to explain something that is evident to anyone who has been paying…

MLB

On The Origins, Use, And Meaning Of "Ass In The Jackpot"

The emergence last month of a 2016 video featuring mic’d-up Terry Collins arguing with umpire Tom Hallion not only…

7/4/18

There Is Only One Independence Day Tradition That Matters

69!

7/4/18

Joshua Blew A Trumpet And Fell The Walls Of Jericho; Tim Tebow Blew A Fly Ball Off The Wall And It Hit Him In The Head

Look, man, I dunno how many more of these Tebow headlines I have left.

Soccer

Colombia Force Extra Time With 93rd-Minute Equalizer

Yerry Mina’s header off a 93rd-minute corner sent Colombia’s knockout round match against England to extra time, and…

Soccer

Benjamin Pavard's Incredible French Wondergoal, In Extreme Slow Motion

Yeah, yeah, we GIF’d this earlier but something this spectacular deserves the full Deadspin Video treatment. Perhaps…

Soccer

Cancel The Rest Of The World Cup, We Don't Need Any More Goals

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Soccer

Goal; Owned

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6/25/18

This One's For You, George Stephanopoulos

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Tennis

Nick. Buddy.

C’mon, man. You can’t, just... drink it, after.

NFL

New Jameis Winston Details Emerge; Convicted Ex-Vanderbilt Football Rapist Says Bucs QB Was Alone With Uber Driver

The third man who was hanging out with Jameis Winston and Ronald Darby the night in March 2016 an Uber driver says…

MLB

Report: Cops Looking Into Hanley Ramirez's Possible Connection To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring

MLB

Timothy Burke's posts

Who Hugged Roger Goodell Longest At Last Night's NFL Draft?

Deadspin Up All Night: Ain't No Talking To This Man

What Kind Of Car Company Does Volvo Want To Be?

GIFs, Ranked

Toward A More Perfect Definition Of A Perfect Game

MMM BUGS

For The Last Time: NFL Ratings Are Not Down. They're Up, Compared To Everything Else

On The Origins, Use, And Meaning Of "Ass In The Jackpot"

There Is Only One Independence Day Tradition That Matters

Joshua Blew A Trumpet And Fell The Walls Of Jericho; Tim Tebow Blew A Fly Ball Off The Wall And It Hit Him In The Head

Colombia Force Extra Time With 93rd-Minute Equalizer

Benjamin Pavard's Incredible French Wondergoal, In Extreme Slow Motion

Cancel The Rest Of The World Cup, We Don't Need Any More Goals

Goal; Owned

This One's For You, George Stephanopoulos

Nick. Buddy.

New Jameis Winston Details Emerge; Convicted Ex-Vanderbilt Football Rapist Says Bucs QB Was Alone With Uber Driver

Report: Cops Looking Into Hanley Ramirez's Possible Connection To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring

Icelandic TV Set Its Highlight Reel Of The Argentina Match To "Immigrant Song," And It Kicks Ass

Hmm