Christmas Ape's posts

This year is the 20th anniversary of John Madden football and to commemorate this historic occasion, the folks at EA…

On the eve of All-Star Game festivities, where everyone will conveniently ignore that Yankees Stadium is one of the…

What to watch while rescheduling your teen gun giveaway...

The Favre shit is going to drag out longer than the war in Iraq. First presidential candidate to put the kibosh on…

The new NHL affiliate in Iowa has made the regrettable mistake, like so many teams that have come before them, of…

• CFL cheerleaders show you what sexy is all aboot. [The Big Lead]

Without the benefit of steroid scandals or testicular cancer survivors, this year's Tour de France isn't getting a…

It's no forehead Olympics tattoo, but Stephon Marbury has some fine audacious cranial ink of his own. And…

Busted Coverage turned up this video featuring a Rangers fan of [consults euphemism robot he lets sleep on his…

Jose Canseco is probably going to need some help with the fighting scenes in his grand Yuen Woo-ping-choreographed…

Uno, who I believe was named for the card game I never bothered to learn, continues to blaze trails for doggykind.…

UFC light heavyweight Forrest Griffin either possesses Homer Simpson Syndrome or as a teenager had very little…

What to watch while imaging a world with hover bacon...

Wladimir Klitschko and Tony Thompson are readying to square off in Hamburg (in Color Line Arena, no less) for the…

We've had an absurd dedication around these parts with bringing you the latest developments in the career of Jose…

• The Beijing Olympics forehead tattoo is the new hotness. [The 700 Level]