Drew Magary

10/30/19

Can I Fuck To My Friend's Band?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 30, 2019

10/24/19

You’re Goddamn Right It’s Layering Season

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 24, 2019

10/22/19

And Now, A Modern Drug Deal Gone Wrong

Today, we’re talking about drugs, buffets, shitty NFL stock music, and more.

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 22, 2019

10/22/19

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

The scene is good. In case you missed it, have a gander below at the now-infamous scene from the new Paul Rudd show L…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 22, 2019

10/17/19

This Post Could Give You Just The Spark You Needed

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 17, 2019

10/15/19

What Is The Best Minimum-Wage Job?

Today, we’re talking about napkins, doctors, baseball, stadium food storage methods, and more.

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 15, 2019

10/11/19

Crumbs At The Bottom Of The Cereal Bag, Ranked

(NOTE: Only ranked by how these perform in a bowl with milk. If you wanna use them as an ingredient in some nouveau…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 11, 2019

10/10/19

The Onside Kick Is Dead. Here’s How To Fix It.

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 10, 2019

10/8/19

Who Is Your Favorite Athlete Not On Your Favorite Team?

Today, we’re talking about getting eaten by a whale, state names as first names, typos, Hitler, butter knives, and…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 8, 2019

10/7/19

The NBA Doesn’t Give A Fuck About People

The NBA already knows the math. The NBA already knows that whatever price it may pay for aligning themselves with…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 7, 2019

10/3/19

You’re Not An Owner

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 3, 2019

10/1/19

The Internet Ruined “Dude”

Today, we’re talking about un-Googleable band names, your groin, mustard-drenched testicles, and more.

Drew Magary

PublishedOctober 1, 2019

9/26/19

You Cannot Fuck Up Visiting New Orleans

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 26, 2019

9/24/19

I’ll Be Goddamned If Chili Is Ever Considered A Health Food

Today, we’re talking about pickles, basketball hoop design, BIG WEDDING, and more.

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 24, 2019

9/19/19

Kirk Cousins Isn’t Worth A Shit

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 19, 2019

9/17/19

The Fuck Is Wrong With Announcers Who Won’t Call A Football A Ball?

Today, we’re talking about trailers, crossing state lines, Sean’s friend Bruce, drunken coaches, and more.

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 17, 2019

9/12/19

The NFL Has A Painkiller Crisis That It Never Wants To Go Away

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 12, 2019

9/10/19

Yes, You Can Refer To Your Favorite Team As “We”

Today, we’re talking about why baseball has no left-handed shortstops, flossing, Worcestershire sauce, toenails for…

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 10, 2019

9/5/19

Football Is The Last Great American Vice

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 5, 2019

9/5/19

Antonio Brown And The Raiders Have Conspired To Ruin Every Goddamn Thing

Let us start with a hearty LOL. The Oakland Raiders traded for downfield savant Antonio Brown during the offseason,…

Drew Magary

PublishedSeptember 5, 2019

Drew Magary's posts

Can I Fuck To My Friend's Band?

You’re Goddamn Right It’s Layering Season

And Now, A Modern Drug Deal Gone Wrong

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

This Post Could Give You Just The Spark You Needed

What Is The Best Minimum-Wage Job?

Crumbs At The Bottom Of The Cereal Bag, Ranked

The Onside Kick Is Dead. Here’s How To Fix It.

Who Is Your Favorite Athlete Not On Your Favorite Team?

The NBA Doesn’t Give A Fuck About People

You’re Not An Owner

The Internet Ruined “Dude”

You Cannot Fuck Up Visiting New Orleans

I’ll Be Goddamned If Chili Is Ever Considered A Health Food

Kirk Cousins Isn’t Worth A Shit

The Fuck Is Wrong With Announcers Who Won’t Call A Football A Ball?

The NFL Has A Painkiller Crisis That It Never Wants To Go Away

Yes, You Can Refer To Your Favorite Team As “We”

Football Is The Last Great American Vice

Antonio Brown And The Raiders Have Conspired To Ruin Every Goddamn Thing