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Soccer Superstar Alex Morgan Successfully Makes Human Being — Baby Girl Charlie ElenaHappy Mother’s Day, Alex. ...

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking PatheticThe scene is good. In case you missed it, have a gander below at the now-infamous scene from the new Paul Rudd show Living With Myself where Tom Brady strolls out of a massage parlor:...

It appears that the LA Rams fans that do exist made a big fuss over a headline that was less-than-endearing to their team that lost the worst Super Bowl in history. [Los Angeles Times]...

P.K. Subban's Niece Is An Elite Sports Baby

The Nashville Predators whupped the Maple Leafs 4-0 on Monday, thanks to a shutout performance from Pekka Rinne, a deflected slapshot goal from P.K. Subban, and, most importantly, some expert motivational dap-ups from Subban’s niece, Angie. They couldn’t have done it without Angie, as three of the f...

JuJu Smith-Schuster Gave Birth To A Football

JuJu Smith-Schuster caught his second touchdown of the year in the first quarter today. To celebrate, he got down on the ground, where James Conner acted as a midwife to help him give birth to a football....

Ex-Bills WR: There’s Nothing To Do In Buffalo But Fuck

Jordan Matthews signed with the Eagles today. The receiver, who was with Philadelphia for the first three seasons of his NFL career, was signed to boost the team’s depleted receiving corps. Matthews spent last season with the Bills—the Eagles had traded him and a draft pick for cornerback Ronald Dar...

Throw Away Your Parenting Books

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Get This Father-To-Be A Tennis Racket

Look, man, you’re not going to draw a walk here. You only get one crack at the baby sex reveal pitch, and while the father in question here does at least make a wise adjustment of trying to catch the wayward pitch instead of just letting it pass like this dude did, you have to swing. No hesitation....