Sam Eifling's posts

Jim Nantz earned his per diem Thursday tonight when he diagnosed, during the final moments of the drudgery that…

Joao Contreras Fuentes is either one lucky son of a bitch or tops on God's shit list, take your pick. He was playing…

Scott Frost's address at the Frank Broyles Award ceremony, where he was a finalist, had an obviously high bullshit…

Auburn, so routinely a team of preposterous miracles, has just managed to bumble its way to a come-from-behind loss…

At the Lexus Cup of China, the International Skating Union's Grand Prix of Figure Skating, there was a real…

Baylor kicked the unholy dogshit out of Oklahoma today, a turn of affairs that many Sooners fans, raised to…

Here's some news from the Internet. [Designer] has reimagined all [30-some] logos of [powerful sporting league]…

The NFL Network (and, evidently, enormous caterpillars with human faces) have identified the sugary-awful…

Midwestern Little League is effing intense, you guys.

I come to sing the praises of a good, hard puke.

RoboCop threw out the ceremonial first pitch in Detroit today, and it was only marginally better than his latest…

The Mets made a rare double-switch today when they released 11-year veteran pitcher Jose Valverde and axed their…

The briefly open relationship between the Memphis Grizzlies and head coach Dave Joerger reset curiously this week…

Your moment of Zen today from the French Open. If you have details on the alleged reporter who was thinking up these…

On the eve of the World Cup, North Korea's FIFA ranking is holding steady at 137, which sounds pretty bad until you…

In the four weeks since Russell Westbrook's arthroscopic surgery, the Oklahoma City Thunder has fallen from 23-5…

A jury found Josh Brent guilty today of intoxication manslaughter for the 2012 high-speed accident that killed his…

Maybe every Federer-Nadal is a Federer-Nadal for the ages, and when we look back we'll marvel at our luck that these…