Matt Sussman's posts

Sandwiched betwixt Opening Day and some type of basketball competition lies grown adults dancing for charity the…

Will Erin Andrews dance again with her lower half covered in silly string? Those who follow the live blog might find…

See this lady? She's involved somehow in tonight's season premiere of DWTS (pronounced "duh-witz"), along with 10…

Perhaps Lance Armstrong would secretly like his teammate Alberto Contador to be pinned down by this extremely…

CHEERLEADER! SO AND SO! WHAT'S HER FACE! THE UNDERAGE ONE! They've all been charged with stealing $149 from two…

Roy Halladay is not a member of the Phillies ... yet. The Toronto Blue Jays' demands of executive bathroom…

One way you can prevent summer delinquency? "Help children track scores and favorite players' statistics." For a…

Joe Montana's son has seen Rudy. He knows how this works. First you go to junior college, THEN you try out for Notre…

A reminder: Rickey Henderson goes into the Hall of Fame Sunday, which means he'll give a speech. Plan your lives…

Mets fans are sick and tired of being sick and tired. The team is playing like balls. They're gonna do something…

See this fan? He almost grabbed the ball that DeWayne Wise caught to save Mark Buehrle's perfect game. He should…

Okay, not the sports teams, but the more accurately described group — our soldiers — are being accused of buying…

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning…

The Cubs have to be one of the most disappointing teams in the National League. It was nice for Carlos Zambrano to…

This is utterly shocking news to those who had no idea the Davis Cup was even going on right now. [UPI]

And here I thought Steve McNair's death would eradicate unfaithfulness among sports figures, the same way Charles…

Jim Leyland's wife was going to host an All-Star Game party, but he requested a nice, peaceful night at home.…

Thirty years ago today was the death of disco at Comiskey Park. A wacky promotion turned into Woodstock '79 as tens…

Kansas Jayhawks basketball player Chase Buford — son of San Antonio Spurs general manager R.C. Buford — was arrested…